I knew a Pentacostal girl who would literally ask God what sandwich to eat that day because she wanted to follow his direction 100%. Meanwhile, back at base, God is screaming into the microphone, "No, you idiot, I said the TUNA MELT! Why must you defy me??????"
Absolutely. Hey, and they're not trying to win brownie points to get into a heaven that doesn't exist, huh?
ReplyDeletemind blowing
ReplyDeleteSeems logical.
ReplyDeleteA pity we atheists don't really care what god thinks.
ReplyDeletelmao true
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Good One!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely good to know.
ReplyDeletei knew it!!!
ReplyDelete-Christopher James Chaos
So God said: "Help yourself that I gonna help you".
ReplyDeleteI knew a Pentacostal girl who would literally ask God what sandwich to eat that day because she wanted to follow his direction 100%. Meanwhile, back at base, God is screaming into the microphone, "No, you idiot, I said the TUNA MELT! Why must you defy me??????"
ReplyDeletelol @ A Beer for the Shower's story.
ReplyDeletecrazy ladies.
but i love em!