I have a little over 23 hours of youth left and I'm kinda miserable about the whole thing. 30 seems so... old.
I've done a lot of the things I've wanted to do by this age, so I'm not quite sure why I'm so upset by the whole ordeal. I've seen many beautiful things, traveled to new places, and met some awesome people... so I guess what's really bumming me out is I don't have that much more to look forward to. When I was younger I had all sorts of ages to be excited about-- 16 was getting my drivers license, 18 was buying my own cigarettes, 21 was buying my own bourbon, 25 was cheaper car insurance; it all just seems so downhill from there.
How about it internet, now that I'm staring down the barrel of a gun named "Middle-Aged" what do I have left to be pumped about?